Colbert Riffs Brilliantly on Mikes Pence and Johnson: Trump Wants Pence’s Endorsement | Speaker Mike Johnson Takes the Bible Literally

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The former VP dropped out of the presidential race and his old boss wants his endorsement, and Rep. Mike Johnson believes Earth was created a mere 6,000 years ago. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:02:11pm

Pence decided it was finally time to hang it up, so to speak.

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:07:37pm

Colbert is looking a LOT like Mike Johnson there.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:09:27pm

re: #2 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)

Colbert is looking a LOT like Mike Johnson there.

Not exactly a flattering comparison.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:10:00pm

Trump wants Pence to endorse him? He fucking hates Mike Pence. I’ll bet he gets it.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:10:51pm

If you run for President, and no one knows that you did, did it happen?

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:11:01pm

Annual reminder to the neighborhood that I never got above a C in art class.

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Axolotl  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:11:11pm
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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:13:13pm

Halloween costume classic.

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:13:48pm
Rep. Mike Johnson believes Earth was created a mere 6,000 years ago.

Capitol reporters need to start asking Mike Johnson if he believes the AIG nonsense about dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Put the idiot on the spot.
answersingenesis.org

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:14:30pm

Jumpkin JackO’Lantern!

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:16:30pm

I’m ready to have tequila now. Also, it’s Taco Tuesday here… we’re having “Canadian tacos”… Ground meat, Lawry’s taco seasoning, Ortega shells, rosarita refried beans, ice berg lettuce, tomato and onion.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:17:04pm

re: #10 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Thanks. I don’t feel so bad now.

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Jay C  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:18:34pm

re: #6 darthstar

Yeah, well don’t beat yourself up too much: here’s my contribution this Halloween:

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:19:34pm

re: #6 darthstar

Did you see Charlie Kirk’s?

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:22:14pm

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:24:24pm

Re last string
“Nazi super science” is more myth, bordering on cult, than history. It is a prevalent pop culture trope because of a combination of ad driven contrarianism for the ignorant and a desire by both neo-nazis and cold war communists to denigrate allied, especially American, achievements.
The US had operational radar homing and television guided missiles during World War II and used them in combat. Never heard of this? I am not surprised.
ASM-N-2 Bat glide-bomb
TDR-1 - The First Television-Guided Missile
More:

Interstate TDR-1
If this were German, its name would be a household word, especially among young gearheads, who seem especially prone to the dogma of the Germanophile tech cult.
The Germans did experiment with TV guidance for their Henschel HS-293 CLOS (command to line of sight) glide bomb but it was apparently never operational. Why didn’t these Nazi super-weapons, introduced in 1943, stop the D-Day landings in 1944? The reason is simple: Allied countermeasures had vitually put them out of business by then.

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gocart mozart  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:25:55pm
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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:27:54pm

Old friend dropping names from Carmel Valley…

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:28:27pm

re: #9 jaunte

Capitol reporters need to start asking Mike Johnson if he believes the AIG nonsense about dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Put the idiot on the spot.
answersingenesis.org

Mike Johnson is a YEC. Why believe he will feel he’s on the spot? He will likely admit, with no sense of embarrassment, that those are his views.

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Jay C  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:28:38pm

re: #13 Jay C

I usually carve better pumpkins: by way of comparison, this is more typical:

(From 2018): stressed and rushed this year…

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:29:27pm

re: #19 Hecuba’s daughter

Followup question: “have you spoken to geologists about how oil is formed?”

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:31:50pm

Mike Johnson should repeatedly be made to own his views in public, so that everyone knows he’s divorced from reality.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:33:49pm

re: #22 jaunte

Mike Johnson should repeatedly be made to own his views in public, so that everyone knows he’s divorced from reality.

But Johnson believes in covenant marriage, he can’t be divorced./

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:40:28pm

re: #23 Nerdy Fish

I’ll just keep lobbing them gently over the plate.

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HRH Stanley Sea  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:40:40pm

All I know is it is Belafon”s holiday. Waiting for the report & photos!

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:44:11pm

It is clear and bitterly cold here. I think the snow is going to suppress a lot of turnout, in addition to the fact that it was already freezing or below before trick-or-treating even started.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:48:57pm

A while back someone posted a picture of the Soviet V-2 tank engine (used in Soviet tanks from the T-34 onward) on Facebook. (“V-2” btw is a designation, not a description. It is a V-12 engine in configuration.)
Not one, but several experts immediately began pulling “facts” out of their asses to support a claim that this impressive looking piece of machinery was actually German in origin.

Kharkiv V-2 cutaway

“That has to be German!” declared one. “Maybe the Germans sold them to the Russians,” speculated one especially ignorant Germanophile. Others learnedly explained that it was a copy of a Daimler-Benz speedboat engine or perhaps a Junkers Jumo aircraft engine.
In fact, there is nothing German about it. It was based on licensed Isotta-Fraschini technology of the early 1930s but was entirely designed in the Soviet Union at the Khavkiv locomotive works.

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Unabogie  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:49:16pm

re: #8 darthstar

I remember when wingnuts creamed their khakis over that stupid photo of Putin.

“Ohhhh, isn’t he tough?!?”

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No Malarkey!  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:51:38pm

re: #9 jaunte

Capitol reporters need to start asking Mike Johnson if he believes the AIG nonsense about dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Put the idiot on the spot.
answersingenesis.org

He does; he represented AIG seeking tax breaks for the Ark Park.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:54:47pm

Just found out that Ubuntu’s version of Linux has a nice little built-in function called “run-one.” Very useful for scheduled cron scripts, so if it’s doing something that takes longer than the scheduled interval it doesn’t try to run another instance of the script.

I’ve used the flock command for this, but run-one handles all the housekeeping for you.

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Semper Fi  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:58:40pm

re: #28 Unabogie

I remember when wingnuts creamed their khakis over that stupid photo of Putin.

“Ohhhh, isn’t he tough?!?”

Yeah, they gave Putin the smallest horse in the stable to make him look bigger.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 31, 2023 • 4:58:48pm

re: #9 jaunte

Capitol reporters need to start asking Mike Johnson if he believes the AIG nonsense about dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Put the idiot on the spot.
answersingenesis.org

Mikey reminds me of that creepy evangelical that visited Tony Soprano in the hospital.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:00:01pm

re: #11 darthstar

I’m ready to have tequila now. Also, it’s Taco Tuesday here… we’re having “Canadian tacos”… Ground meat, Lawry’s taco seasoning, Ortega shells, rosarita refried beans, ice berg lettuce, tomato and onion.

Does it come with a hockey game and a gallon of Molson’s?

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:00:35pm

re: #14 jaunte

Did you see Charlie Kirk’s?

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Missing a diaper.

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Nojay UK  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:08:41pm

re: #27 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

There’s a British “blokes in a shed” YouTube channel where the guys are rebuilding a Kharkiv V-2 engine from a T-34. The original engine in the tank they owned ran after some TLC but not very well and when they started stripping it they found out why. They got another V-2 engine, actually from a T-55, that had sat in someone’s hay barn for a few years and after removing birds nests and the like from this one they found it was also gubbed. They’re now at the stage of trying to assemble enough good bits from both engines to build one that might work.

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TarHellion  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:09:10pm

re: #26 Nerdy Fish

Too bad the Twins didn’t make it to the World Series. Was hoping to see a game postponed by snow and cold.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:11:04pm

re: #36 TarHellion

Too bad the Twins didn’t make it to the World Series. Was hoping to see a game postponed by snow and cold.

Pfft. As if. No, the players would be standing out there on that cold hard ground, smacking frozen rocks instead of live baseballs. You’d have to be Mighty Casey to drive one of those out of the spacious confines of Target Field.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:15:27pm

We have transitioned from the costumed driveway ToT table to “Ring Bell For Candy”. Pretty disappointing so far, and I found we have half again as much candy.

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TarHellion  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:16:46pm

re: #37 Nerdy Fish

Can remember one of the games in the 1979 World Series being postponed by a mixture of snow and rain in Baltimore. Thanks to playoff expansion and the season going into November, there’s gonna be a WS one day between Colorado and Minnesota that will feature postponements due to blizzards.

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jeffreyw  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:20:00pm

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:22:23pm
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Decatur Deb  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:23:22pm

re: #41 darthstar

But you can find a conservative man on the Internet.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:24:06pm

re: #42 Decatur Deb

But you can find a conservative man on the Internet.

True dat.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:26:53pm

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Dangerman  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:27:12pm

re: #30 Charles Johnson

Just found out that Ubuntu’s version of Linux has a nice little built-in function called “run-one.” Very useful for scheduled cron scripts, so if it’s doing something that takes longer than the scheduled interval it doesn’t try to run another instance of the script.

I’ve used the flock command for this, but run-one handles all the housekeeping for you.

First time you said something technical that I understand. Cron scripts.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:27:28pm

Larddigit - budda-finga

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:30:25pm

re: #30 Charles Johnson

Just found out that Ubuntu’s version of Linux has a nice little built-in function called “run-one.” Very useful for scheduled cron scripts, so if it’s doing something that takes longer than the scheduled interval it doesn’t try to run another instance of the script.

I’ve used the flock command for this, but run-one handles all the housekeeping for you.

Learning Terraform right now for work. Decided to create a GCP account and play from my Linux Mint box at home as the office (bank) has pretty strict G policies. Installed Terraform this afternoon, created my first script, started a VPC, and destroyed it. Fun shit…will do this a few more times in the coming days to get used to the process, and try adding some sub-nets and services and shit, then tear those down again.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:30:40pm

re: #38 Decatur Deb

We have transitioned from the costumed driveway ToT table to “Ring Bell For Candy”. Pretty disappointing so far, and I found we have half again as much candy.

Had about 80 children dropping by at my sister’s. Meanwhile their talking witches periodically creep me out. Originally I thought that hearing them meant someone was approaching — but no, it just is a sign of how windy it is out there. No one has come by since about 6:30. But am staying for another hour in case there are any stragglers out there.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:32:36pm

Trying to watch the game and the dogs are losing their shit at something in the front of the house, but I can’t get up because I’ve got a bad case of crotchcat.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:32:56pm

re: #45 Dangerman

First time you said something technical that I understand. Cron scripts.

“Their chief is Cron. He dwells on a great mountain. What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die. “

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TedStriker  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:35:13pm

re: #46 darthstar

Larddigit - budda-finga

Pucker Zone Offspring = Sour Patch Kids

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wrenchwench  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:35:17pm

re: #49 darthstar

Trying to watch the game and the dogs are losing their shit at something in the front of the house, but I can’t get up because I’ve got a bad case of crotchcat.

[Embedded content]

She’s wearing her ‘Don’t get up’ face.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:35:52pm

re: #47 darthstar

Oh yeah, and I’m going to stop wasting days when I don’t have a lot of demands doing little and start stacking up the certifications I can get for free. If I’d used the last four months more wisely I’d have increased my market value by 20% by now.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:36:31pm

re: #51 TedStriker

Pucker Zone Offspring = Sour Patch Kids

Not your first rodeo either I see.

Rangers score on passed ball.

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TedStriker  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:36:58pm

re: #45 Dangerman

First time you said something technical that I understand. Cron scripts.

re: #50 Decatur Deb

“Their chief is Cron. He dwells on a great mountain. What use to call on him? Little he cares if men live or die. “

“Valor pleases you, Cron… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!”

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:37:43pm

I love it. Coming home from the gym and a bunch of kids are waiting for me.

One of the kids says “Mr. Bacon always gives out THE GOOD STUFF!”

Open the box of Scotchmallows and the kids go OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kids get 3 each. That top layer got exhausted to we go into the 2nd layer and make sure Moms and Dads get some…

Nice to see Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu & Sikh kids all getting a little bit o’happiness from See’s.

THANK YOU MISTER BACON! I hear from them…

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:38:00pm

re: #55 TedStriker

“Valor pleases you, Cron… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!”

I think the scripts of Cron also appreciate good debugging efforts.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:38:26pm

Of course Fox called it a wild pitch but it hit the catcher center mass and he fumbled it.

Jankowski 1 for 1 in the World Series! Congratulations you long haired freak. (Garcia’s out with a side twinge)

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:41:25pm

re: #56 Joe Bacon ✅

We set out cans of soda (caffeine free dollar store brand), juice boxes, and good candy. Turnout is extremely low this year; there’s still a lot out there.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:41:39pm

Diamondbacks are bringing in their third pitcher and we’re still in the second inning…at this rate they’ll be sending a golf cart out to the Home Depot parking lot looking for day laborers before the game is over.

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piratedan  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:41:43pm

re: #58 darthstar

It seems like Castro is one of those guys who’s cursed, seemingly good stuff, good movement in and out of the zone, decent speed and EVERYONE hits him.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:43:01pm

re: #61 piratedan

It seems like Castro is one of those guys who’s cursed, seemingly good stuff, good movement in and out of the zone, decent speed and EVERYONE hits him.

He was lights out yesterday and in his previous appearance. Texas is just stroking the ball tonight. Small ball. Base hits win games. I say that all the time when I’m in the stands. Home runs help, but moving the line along is what matters.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:44:42pm

Well, on the bright side this guy Nelson only has to face two more batters…

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HRH Stanley Sea  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:45:51pm

My Cousin. For real

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Charles Johnson  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:47:19pm

tbh, I feel like a heretic for saying it but I’m still not totally convinced that decentralization is the best way to do social media.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:47:33pm

We went to Surfside to celebrate our grandson’s birthday. Spent $55 on Uber so I could enjoy a cocktail with dinner.

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piratedan  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:48:02pm

re: #63 darthstar

aye they’re crushing the B bullpen, but it’s the same old story, you walk guys and the next guy comes up and does something good. Credit to the Rangers, they’re hitting what they’re pitched. Whole lotta game left tho and I hope that the DBacks will do better, no guarantees tho. Texas is playing with a LOT of confidence now and to be sure, they’re very deserving if they win out.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:51:06pm

Radar Online says Putin is dead. It’s probably bullshit.
radaronline.com

The Hill has a much less tabloidy article up.
thehill.com

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:52:27pm

re: #65 Charles Johnson

tbh, I feel like a heretic for saying it but I’m still not totally convinced that decentralization is the best way to do social media.

I think the alternative is eliminating billionaires so they can’t Elon a social media site. Decentralization is less extreme.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:53:39pm

re: #68 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

yeah no not believing that propaganda

pics of the corpse or no deal

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Decatur Deb  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:55:00pm

We’ll know he’s really dead when Comcast refunds his subscription.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:55:39pm

“In fact, the Russian president supposedly breathed his last on Thursday, Oct. 26. The Putin we see now is thus actually his double, who, Solovey claims, has been filling in for the sickly real Putin for several months.”

Ehhhhhh, I call bullshit.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:56:09pm

re: #66 Vicious Babushka

We went to Surfside to celebrate our grandson’s birthday. Spent $55 on Uber so I could enjoy a cocktail with dinner.

[Embedded content]

Good for you. $55 is nothing compared to the cost of running over a trick or treater on the way home. Thank you for doing the right thing.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:58:08pm

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Charles Johnson  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:58:27pm

re: #66 Vicious Babushka

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 31, 2023 • 5:59:27pm

re: #72 Ace Rothstein

“In fact, the Russian president supposedly breathed his last on Thursday, Oct. 26. The Putin we see now is thus actually his double, who, Solovey claims, has been filling in for the sickly real Putin for several months.”

Ehhhhhh, I call bullshit.

Technically, anything’s possible, but this is right up there with “John Fetterman isn’t real, he’s a body double” in terms of crazy.

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:00:37pm

re: #68 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

We’ve seen this Anastasia before.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:02:22pm

re: #77 jaunte

We’ve seen this Anastasia before.

Some day it’ll be true, but probably not today.

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:02:46pm

@stevesilberman.bsky.social

Trick or treat! Novelist William Burroughs celebrates Halloween at home in Kansas.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:02:46pm

So a friend posted a long comment on FB and I shared it, without knowing anything about the credibility of the comment. It discusses “Palaestina ex Monumentis Veteribus Illustrata”, a book in Latin written by Adriani Rilandi and published in 1714. Does anyone know anything about the author or his work? The book describes a trip to Palestine where, according to the comment, the author documents that country is mainly empty and sparsely populated, but the residents were primarily Jewish, with significant communities of Christians, but very few Muslims. Does this seem reasonable to you? or possible? I thought during the Crusades the land was mainly inhabited by a substantial Muslim population. It’s also possible that the comment does not accurately reflect the contents of the book. After all few are going to read the original to verify the assertions made here by Дмитрий Рейфман, the person who wrote the comment.

I’ve posted the entire comment below — but it’s very long

ETA: I removed the duplication that Jay C pointed out below

Book “Palestina ex Monumentis Veteribus Illustrata”. The book is written in Latin. In 1695. Rilandy was describing what was then called Palestine.
The author Adriani Rilandi is a geographer, cartographer, traveler, philologist, he knew several European languages, Arabic, ancient Greek, Hebrew.
He visited almost 2,500 settlements mentioned in the Bible. The research was conducted as follows:
*He first created the map of Palestine. He then designated every settlement mentioned in the Bible or the Talmud with its original name.
* If the original was Jewish, it meant “pasuk” (a suggestion in the Holy Scriptures that mentioned the name. )
* If the original was Roman or Greek, the connection was in Latin or Greek.
In the end, he did a population census by settlements.
Here are the main conclusions and some facts:
* The country is mainly empty, abandoned, sparsely populated, the main population is Jerusalem, Akko, Tsfat, Jaffa, Tveria and Gaza.
* Most of the population is Jews, almost everyone else is Christians, very few Muslims, mostly Bedouins.
* The only exception is Nablus (now Shchem), where approximately 120 people from the Muslim family Natsha and approximately 70 “shomronims” (Samaritans).
* In Nazareth, the capital of Galilee, lived approximately 700 people - all Christians.
* In Jerusalem there are about 5,000 people, almost all Jews and a few Christians.
* In 1695, everyone knew that the origin of the country was Jewish.
* There is not a single settlement in Palestine that has Arabic roots in its name.
* Most settlements have Jewish originals, and in some cases Greek or Roman Latin.
* Apart from the city of Ramla, there is no Arab settlement that has an original Arabic name. Jewish, Greek or Latin names that have been changed to Arabic that don’t make any sense in Arabic. In Arabic, there is no meaning in names like: Akko, Haifa, Jaffa, Nablus, Gaza or Jenin, and names like Ramallah, al-Khalil (Hebron), al-Quds (Jerusalem) - they do not have philological or historical Arabic roots. So, for example, in 1696, Ramallah was called Bethel (Beit El, the House of God), Hebron was called Hebron and the Cave of Mahpel was called El-Khalil (the nickname of Abraham) by the Arabs.
* Relandi mentions Muslims only as nomadic Bedouins who came to the cities as seasonal workers in agriculture or construction.
* About 550 people lived in Gaza, half of them Jews and half Christians. Jews were successful in agriculture, especially in vineyards, olives and wheat, Christians were engaged in trade and transportation.
* Jews lived in Tveria and Tsfat, but their occupation is not mentioned, except for the traditional fishing in Kineret.
* In the village of Um El Fahm, for example, lived 10 families, all Christians (about 50 people). There stood a small Maronite church.
The book completely refutes theories about “Palestinian traditions”, “Palestinian people” and leaves almost no link between the land and the Arabs who even stole the land’s Latin name (Palestine) and took it for themselves.

Book by Adrian Reland (1676-1718) about Palestine, published in Utrecht in 1714.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:03:54pm

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Re last string
“Nazi super science” is more myth, bordering on cult, than history. It is a prevalent pop culture trope because of a combination of ad driven contrarianism for the ignorant and a desire by both neo-nazis and cold war communists to denigrate allied, especially American, achievements.
The US had operational radar homing and television guided missiles during World War II and used them in combat. Never heard of this? I am not surprised.
ASM-N-2 Bat glide-bomb
TDR-1 - The First Television-Guided Missile
More:

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Interstate TDR-1
If this were German, its name would be a household word, especially among young gearheads, who seem especially prone to the dogma of the Germanophile tech cult.
The Germans did experiment with TV guidance for their Henschel HS-293 CLOS (command to line of sight) glide bomb but it was apparently never operational. Why didn’t these Nazi super-weapons, introduced in 1943, stop the D-Day landings in 1944? The reason is simple: Allied countermeasures had vitually put them out of business by then.

Meanwhile Hedy Lamar with the assistance of George Antheil obtained a patent in 1942 for frequency shifting radio control signals to thwart Axis countermeasures.

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Jay C  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:10:15pm

re: #80 Hecuba’s daughter

NB: long comment or not, it the text appears to have been duplicated in your post.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:12:03pm

He proclaims “Family Month”.

Is the family he holds dear the Munsters or the Addams?

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:12:50pm

…..

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EstebanTornado1963  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:12:54pm
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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:15:18pm

Superstitious horse manure. Everyone knows that Hydrox is the highest authority on these matters.

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:15:41pm

re: #84 Hecuba’s daughter

Should have read “celebrated.”

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The Ghost of a Flea  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:16:03pm

I wonder if there was some kind of interrelationship between Operation Paperclip and the now self-sustaining myth of the Nazi genius.

I mean, if you’re not putting a bullet in Hubertus Strughold you better have a really, really story.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:18:02pm

re: #83 Joe Bacon ✅

He proclaims “Family Month”.

Is the family he holds dear the Munsters or the Addams?

“Married men, ages 18 - 55, are twice as happy compared to their single peers.”

No one is smiling in that photograph.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:18:03pm

‘Garbage’: Kari Lake put on defense after accusations she keeps antisemites in her orbit

Arizona Republican Kari Lake is fending off accusations that she keeps cozy ties to antisemites or White Nationalists.

Lake and rival Arizona House Democrat Ruben Gallego clashed on Twitter/X with Gallego taking the first shot in a back-and-forth first reported by Newsweek.

Gallego essentially attacked Lake with a saying mother told him growing up.

In both Spanish and English he wrote in the Tuesday tweet: “tell me who you walk with and I’ll tell you who you are.” He then dug into Lake: “Kari Lake has shown us exactly who she is.”

Lake retorted: “Such garbage from the Arizona Repugnant and their leftist columnist whose source is the [billionaire investor George] Soros funded Media Matters.”

“Meanwhile, they ignore the fact that Ruben Gallego has voted to support bloodthirsty Hamas terrorists. Gallego is antisemitic and he needs to be voted out of office.”

Just weeks after Lake threw her hat into the race to become Arizona’s next senator, the former TV anchor and gubernatorial candidate (who has yet to concede she lost the November 2022 state race to Democrat Katie Hobbs) has been brushing off accusations that she enjoys keeping antisemites in her orbit.

“Lake has also embraced and helped platform numerous antisemites in just the past few years,” according to the watchdog nonprofit Media Matters which attempted to lay out specifically who is in Lake’s good graces.

The list quotes Lake as offering a full-throated endorsement of a streamer-turned-politician named Jarrin Jackson who had run for Oklahoma’s legislature.

Jackson has been quoted as saying “the Jews” are evidence that “evil exists.”

Other alleged antisemites classified by Media Matters include appearing on a show hosted by former CIA officer Michael Scheuer who is quoted calling Jews “disloyal and subversive,” streaming host Strew Peters whom the outlet called a White Nationalist, a “pro-Nazi blogger” named Grayson Arnold, a fitness guru named Ian Smith

rawstory.com

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:18:40pm

re: #82 Jay C

NB: long comment or not, it the text appears to have been duplicated in your post.

Thank you.

The duplication was in the original post which I copied.. let me see about cleaning it up..

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:19:25pm

re: #86 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Superstitious horse manure. Everyone knows that Hydrox is the highest authority on these matters.

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Hydrox always tasted better and it was kosher.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:20:07pm

re: #80 Hecuba’s daughter

So a friend posted a long comment on FB and I shared it, without knowing anything about the credibility of the comment. It discusses “Palaestina ex Monumentis Veteribus Illustrata”, a book in Latin written by Adriani Rilandi and published in 1714. Does anyone know anything about the author or his work? The book describes a trip to Palestine where, according to the comment, the author documents that country is mainly empty and sparsely populated, but the residents were primarily Jewish, with significant communities of Christians, but very few Muslims. Does this seem reasonable to you? or possible? I thought during the Crusades the land was mainly inhabited by a substantial Muslim population. It’s also possible that the comment does not accurately reflect the contents of the book. After all few are going to read the original to verify the assertions made here by Дмитрий Рейфман, the person who wrote the comment.

I’ve posted the entire comment below — but it’s very long

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Here is a book “The History And Geography Of Palestine” published in 1850.
jewish-history.com

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The Ghost of a Flea  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:24:38pm

Pluto on Netflix is pretty good if you’re into crying about robots with post-traumatic stress.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:24:39pm
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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:27:28pm

Trump flips out over ballot cases: ‘They are trying to illegally remove my name’

Well when you plot to illegally install yourself in a coup you deserve that!

Donald Trump on Tuesday posted a video in which he rails against recent efforts to have the former president blocked from state ballots for purportedly aiding an insurrection.

Earlier in the day, it was reported that Trump had sued the state of Michigan in connection with its operations for determining candidate eligibility. Similar cases seeking to determine if Trump should be blocked from ballots have popped up in Colorado and other jurisdictions.

Now, Trump is saying the legal maneuvering is “illegal.”

“They Are Trying to ILLEGALLY Remove My Name From Your Ballot,” Trump wrote in a caption to a video posted to Truth Social on Tuesday.

“A fake trial is currently taking place to try and illegally remove my name from the ballot,” Trump says in the video.

“I often say that 2024 is the most important election in American history,” he continues, saying this might be “the last election we ever have” if he loses.

“Our country will not survive,” he says. “If Crooked Joe and the Democrats get away with removing my name from the ballot, then there will never be a free election in America again.”

Trump goes on to say:

“We will have become a dictatorship where your president is chosen for you.”

rawstory.com

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:33:19pm

re: #97 Joe Bacon ✅

this might be “the last election we ever have” if he loses

I Will Be Your Once And Forever King Of Projection!

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:34:08pm

Ok, here’s confirmation of Putin’s demise.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:34:57pm

What better to view on a Halloween Night than Boris Karloff and Jack Nicholson in…

THE TERROR

The Terror (1963) HD | Boris Karloff & Jack Nicholson | Horror, Thriller | Full Movie

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William Lewis  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:50:14pm

re: #68 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

Radar Online says Putin is dead. It’s probably bullshit.
radaronline.com

The Hill has a much less tabloidy article up.
thehill.com

Unless there is fireworks (both military firearms AND civilian celebration kinds) going off in Moscow while oligarchs flee, I doubt it.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:54:25pm

re: #88 The Ghost of a Flea

I wonder if there was some kind of interrelationship between Operation Paperclip and the now self-sustaining myth of the Nazi genius.

I mean, if you’re not putting a bullet in Hubertus Strughold you better have a really, really story.

Wernher von Braun, who employed slave labor at Peenemünde, was similarly whitewashed by appearing on Walt Disney’s TV productions.

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jaunte  Oct 31, 2023 • 6:56:25pm

re: #102 BeenHereAwhile

The first I heard of Wernher von Braun was:

Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun - with intro

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:03:01pm
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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:06:12pm

And the dogs are losing their shit as kids arrive

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CleverToad  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:07:18pm

About 40 kids so far, getting mostly teenagers now. Candy bowl is almost empty and things have quieted down, at 8pm Mountain Time. It’s a warm Halloween for Denver, high around 46, dropped to 41 now. There’s snow on the ground from our Saturday storm but it’s supposed to be warmer and dry for the next week.

My favorite so far was a little pink dinosaur, who was maybe two but couldn’t count that high. (My 25-year-old kid is spending his first Halloween in his new apartment with his girlfriend, so I’m sniffing a little.) Pretty good Halloween.

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Jay C  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:07:29pm

re: #104 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

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She would def get my vote just for the Felix-the-Cat clock…

And she should wear that outfit onto the Senate floor the next some Republican starts mumping about dress codes….

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:08:19pm

Little stormtrooper just looked over my shoulder, took off his mask, and said, “Hello, barking dogs.”

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:09:29pm

re: #9 jaunte

And if he says he does believe in the literal stories in the Bible including the one about Noah’s Ark, then what? Millions of Christians do so I don’t see that as a big deal. That certainly wouldn’t hurt him with the White, Conservative Evangelicals who make up the Republican base.

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austin_blue  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:11:05pm

cnn.com

I am very happy that this Hamas family lost 42 members, over three generations.

All Terrorists must be killed! Bibi says so!

///////////

Oh, wait, the men were physicians? None of the family was associated with Hamas?

Well, there must be some mistakes made in a war zone in a chaotic environment. Right? RIGHT?

It’s not like all of the assholes involved in this clusterfuck should be rounded up and sent to The Hague and put on trial for War Crimes, both Israelis and Palestinians. Right? RIGHT?

Hamas are Nihilists. The present Israeli government are genocidal maniacs as bad as the TRANSFER! whack jobs who used to post here 15 years ago, Ben Hur, and his ilk.

I hate that we are back dealing with this shit. Again. And again. And again.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:11:07pm

re: #70 Charles Johnson

yeah no not believing that propaganda

pics of the corpse or no deal

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:15:04pm

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goddamnedfrank  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:15:43pm

Here’s my pumpkin. No trick or treaters so far, it’s a gated community and the dipshit condo board refuses to open it up for Halloween so unfortunately that’s pretty normal.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:18:09pm

And sometimes Facebook memories make you cry. Banjo, eight years ago.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:18:59pm

re: #26 Nerdy Fish

It is clear and bitterly cold here. I think the snow is going to suppress a lot of turnout, in addition to the fact that it was already freezing or below before trick-or-treating even started.

It was in the low 40s here in the DMV. We had about 20 kids, maybe. Lots of leftover candy for me to try to not eat.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:19:13pm
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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:22:04pm

One thing buying a second house has done is stop me from impulse buying on Facebook…if it was under $50 maybe…but $120? Nah

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:23:23pm

re: #88 The Ghost of a Flea

I wonder if there was some kind of interrelationship between Operation Paperclip and the now self-sustaining myth of the Nazi genius.

I mean, if you’re not putting a bullet in Hubertus Strughold you better have a really, really story.

I’ve always thought so and it had to do with the military politics of the time. The arrival of the atomic bomb seemed to put the Air Force in a commanding position relative to the Army and Navy. (The Air Force was still technically part of the Army, the Army Air Force, but it had been a separate, co-equal service in all but name for several years.) The Army proper believed it could pass long range ballistic missiles off as artillery rather than something like “aircraft” and get itself into the strategic nuclear business.

American rocketeers had developed advanced rocket technology like high-impulse solids, storable liquid propellants, and gimbaled nozzles, but they had ignored long range bombardment rockets as absurdly expensive and impractical. We had the B-29. Who needed a machine that cost as much as a P-51 to lob a single ton of explosive a couple of hundred miles? That changed with the atomic bomb.

The Peenemunde team already had a rocket that was capable of carrying a nuclear bomb over a short distance, and better performance appeared to be just a matter of time. The Air Force, meanwhile, saw the long range rocket as wasteful and speculative if intercontinental range was needed. They put their money on long range cruise missiles and bombers.

The Army brought in von Braun and company and set them up at the Redstone arsenal. They needed a very good rationale for doing so. The truth, that the Germans had a head start in developing a nuclear “artillery” system because we had ignored it, would not do. Hence, the myth of German super-science, a precious commodity we needed like Tungsten or Uranium, was born.

It is noteworthy that Paperclip took a while to get rolling. The scientists were rounded up as part of a general program of analyzing enemy capability but the rocketeers in particular only became an urgent concern a few months after the German surrender, around the time the atomic bomb was revealed to the world.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:23:55pm

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:24:26pm
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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:24:43pm

re: #116 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

I tell myself I could never live in a place like NYC and then I see a video like that an I’m all… maybe?

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:25:32pm

re: #119 BeenHereAwhile
Welcome to the poor motor skills support group.

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austin_blue  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:26:29pm

re: #117 darthstar

One thing buying a second house has done is stop me from impulse buying on Facebook…if it was under $50 maybe…but $120? Nah

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Nice shirt, though.

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Jay C  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:26:57pm

re: #80 Hecuba’s daughter

So a friend posted a long comment on FB and I shared it, without knowing anything about the credibility of the comment. It discusses “Palaestina ex Monumentis Veteribus Illustrata”, a book in Latin written by Adriani Rilandi and published in 1714. Does anyone know anything about the author or his work? The book describes a trip to Palestine where, according to the comment, the author documents that country is mainly empty and sparsely populated, but the residents were primarily Jewish, with significant communities of Christians, but very few Muslims. Does this seem reasonable to you? or possible? I thought during the Crusades the land was mainly inhabited by a substantial Muslim population. It’s also possible that the comment does not accurately reflect the contents of the book. After all few are going to read the original to verify the assertions made here by Дмитрий Рейфман, the person who wrote the comment

I’ve posted the entire comment below — but it’s very long

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Well, according to Wikipedia , the book is real, the author was real: he was a Dutch scholar named Adriaan Reland, (1676-1718), who published several books on Middle Eastern languages and religions (particularly Islam), although, as noted, the veracity of his demographic data isn’t easy to confirm.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:27:44pm

re: #123 austin_blue

Nice shirt, though.

Yeah… I’d go as high as $65 if it’s made of a decent material. But simple cotton…meh

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:29:04pm

re: #113 goddamnedfrank

Here’s my pumpkin. No trick or treaters so, it’s a gated community and the dipshit condo board refuses to open it up for Halloween so unfortunately that’s pretty normal.

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Any more candles in there and you should add spices and sugar and eat it in the morning.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:41:23pm

Okay…giving up on the urchins. Looks like I’ll be Candy Warbucks in the office the next day or two.

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Captain Ron  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:41:42pm

Hmmm, what a place! An infinite choice of lines…

YouTube

I wish I could load my bike on the car and drive there tonight.

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mmmirele  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:41:50pm

re: #56 Joe Bacon ✅

My mother loved See’s divinity. But when I brought home a box of chocolates I picked up at SFO on my way home from Japan last November, she liked those pretty well too.

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CleverToad  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:45:38pm

re: #129 mmmirele

My mother loved See’s divinity. But when I brought home a box of chocolates I picked up at SFO on my way home from Japan last November, she liked those pretty well too.

I haven’t had divinity in years! Now I want some…

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mmmirele  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:45:50pm

re: #89 BeenHereAwhile

No one is smiling in that photograph.

And no one bothered to ask Kevin Stitt what the stats were for married women between 18 and 55. Because what he’d learn is that single women are far happier than married women.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:48:21pm

Favorite costume ever is still from the first or second year here in our house. Local boy - about 8-10 years old - long curly red hair down to his waist, wearing a backstage pass around his neck and looking like the cover of Peter Frampton’s Frampton Comes Alive album. Freakin’ brilliant. He’s in college now if not already done.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:50:44pm

re: #120 Patricia Kayden

My fucking city. I really miss living in a place that diverse and tolerant.

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austin_blue  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:51:51pm

Well, I have distributed enough fentanyl, LSD, Schick Razor blades, and Woke Fairy Dust to kids in the neighborhood and it’s time for bed. The Rangers seem to have things well in hand.

Night all, be nice to each other, and remember that if you act like real Jesus Christians this world will be much more peaceful, sharing, caring, and accepting of the Other than the one we’ve got right now.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:53:00pm
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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:53:42pm

OK for those who think pineapple on pizza is blasphemous…

here comes…

The DiGiorno…THANKSGIVING PIZZA

On Monday, the company known for its extensive line of frozen pizzas, announced it would be releasing another new limited-time entree, this time to celebrate the upcoming holiday.

The DiGiorno Thanksgiving Pizza “delivers all the Thanksgiving favorites in one bite, no matter how you slice it.”

The pizza is Detroit-style — thick, chewy and rectangular — and is comprised of a creamy gravy sauce, diced sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberries and, obviously, sliced turkey. The whole pie is topped with mozzarella and cheddar cheese and crispy onions.

It’s all the sides you know and may or may not love served in a non-traditional amalgamation of flavors.

Kimberly Holowiak, Senior Brand Manager for DiGiorno, said the company is always looking for “unique ways” to incorporate its pizza offerings with important celebrations.

“From Friendsgiving parties to Turkey Day tables, we’re thrilled to provide a bold new way to appreciate the traditional Thanksgiving spread,” Holowiak said.

Similar to the pickle and pineapple pizza, the Thanksgiving pizza will be sold online-only every Wednesday beginning on Nov. 1 through Nov. 22. The pizza is appropriately priced at $11.23 (aka, November 2023).

The pizzas are being sold on a first come, first served basis while supplies last. The pickle and pineapple pizza sold out within hours of going live — although, those pizzas were free.

For more details…https://ktla.com

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austin_blue  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:54:08pm

re: #135 Vicious Babushka

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Saw that. Nail the stupid little fuckwit.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:56:08pm

re: #124 Jay C

Well, according to Wikipedia , the book is real, the author was real: he was a Dutch scholar named Adriaan Reland, (1676-1718), who published several books on Middle Eastern languages and religions (particularly Islam), although, as noted, the veracity of his demographic data isn’t easy to confirm.

The author may be accurate; it is the comment summarizing the book that may be invalid — and may be totally dishonest. After all few can read a Latin text to check on the assertions summarized in the FB comments. (I did have 4 years of Latin in high school of which I remember nothing — except maybe a line in Cicero’s oration against Catiline.) My bad for taking a friend’s post at face value; it’s not that she would deliberately post something untrue but, like most of us, she didn’t do her due diligence before posting and I also failed to do mine. Wikipedia also has statistics about the population of Palestine at the time — and, per Wiki, 95% were Muslim.

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William Lewis  Oct 31, 2023 • 7:57:58pm

re: #129 mmmirele

My mother loved See’s divinity. But when I brought home a box of chocolates I picked up at SFO on my way home from Japan last November, she liked those pretty well too.

Last night I found myself listening to the Fauré Requiem and his gentle version of “In Paradisum” made me think of you and your mother. I hope you’re doing as well as you can. I remember how long it took me to even begin to comprehend my mother being gone.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:00:03pm

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Dangerman  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:02:58pm

re: #103 jaunte

The first I heard of Wernher von Braun was:

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Mine was Alan Sherman’s “Oh Boy”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:08:46pm
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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:12:13pm

re: #128 Captain Ron

Hmmm, what a place! An infinite choice of lines…

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Larger

I wish I could load my bike on the car and drive there tonight.

Got into dirt bikes in college. Woulda been nice to have electric bikes like yours back then. I like the quiet.

Last dirt bike was a 400 Husky. Bought 17 acres north of Macon, and it turned out the neighbor across the road was on 24/7 call with his take home GA Forestry Service firebreak bulldozer.

He kindly carved out a perimeter trail around the property up and down hills with a jump across a stream bed which made for good ride, on hand, available any time.

Great neighborhood. Good neighborhood parties, the unwritten rule was no gunfire before1 PM on Sundays so to not disturb the neighborhood church service.

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gwangung  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:14:07pm

re: #142 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Now THAT’S a holiday tradition you can get behind.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:15:50pm

re: #135 Vicious Babushka

21-Year-Old Cornell Student Charged Over Threats to ‘Slit the Throat’ of Jews on Campus

He thought it was a fun thing to do until the cops knocked at his door.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:19:43pm

re: #144 gwangung

Now THAT’S a holiday tradition you can get behind.

Bunch of fuckin’ zombies dancing to a song that came out before they were born…okay, beats the GOP Prayer Breakfast

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:19:48pm

re: #145 BeenHereAwhile

He thought it was a fun thing to do until the cops knocked at his door.

And a nice university judiciary hearing will be along as well in a few weeks. In addition to whatever criminal charges drop and are followed up on. Lots of finding out this person is about to do.

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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:20:15pm

re: #145 BeenHereAwhile

He thought it was a fun thing to do until the cops knocked at his door.

FO is always more interesting than FA.

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Belafon  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:25:02pm

A kid came up with a Darth Vader costume, but the mask was pulled up and he had glasses on. I asked him if he was Darth Vader or Dark Helmet and got his 30-something dad to howl.

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Belafon  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:26:55pm

Bradley Cooper went dressed as Rocket Raccoon with his daughter for Halloween.

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TedStriker  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:29:32pm

re: #149 Belafon

A kid came up with a Darth Vader costume, but the mask was pulled up and he had glasses on. I asked him if he was Darth Vader or Dark Helmet and got his 30-something dad to howl.

If the “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate” bit wasn’t said by someone (preferably the kid), I am disappoint.

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Belafon  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:30:17pm

re: #151 TedStriker

If the “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate” bit wasn’t said by someone (preferably the kid), I am disappoint.

The kid was five, so I doubt he knew it.

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William Lewis  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:32:49pm

re: #150 Belafon

Bradley Cooper went dressed as Rocket Raccoon with his daughter for Halloween.

< Googles > that is precious 😊 good for both mom and dad.

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TedStriker  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:40:09pm

re: #152 Belafon

The kid was five, so I doubt he knew it.

Well, if you or the dad didn’t say it, I am still disappoint.

;-P

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wrenchwench  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:43:13pm
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darthstar  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:53:52pm

Bedtime for me…enjoy a little Black Sabbath

Mastodon

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wrenchwench  Oct 31, 2023 • 8:55:06pm

This is scary.

Mastodon

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wrenchwench  Oct 31, 2023 • 9:05:21pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 31, 2023 • 9:19:36pm

re: #157 wrenchwench

This is scary.

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Fuck. I wonder if there’s a lawyer willing to take this on pro bono.

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Targetpractice  Oct 31, 2023 • 9:23:27pm

re: #157 wrenchwench

This is scary.

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They really buried the lede there. This case almost reads like the hypothetical one that the forced-birth crowd use to justify such laws.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 31, 2023 • 9:28:54pm
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Lancelot Link Returns!  Oct 31, 2023 • 9:41:19pm

re: #157 wrenchwench

“Under Gov. Little’s watch, Idaho is a top 10 state for Overall Freedom”

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Targetpractice  Oct 31, 2023 • 9:50:20pm

re: #159 Eclectic Cyborg

Fuck. I wonder if there’s a lawyer willing to take this on pro bono.

Just on the face of it, I think most defense lawyers would have difficulty approaching this case. The article starts out making it appear as though the mom and boyfriend were helping out this girl living with a shitty home life get an abortion that her parents opposed. But then you get towards the end and you start to see signs that this is a teen girl who got involved with an older boy who is now sexually exploiting her, possibly using illicit drugs to control her, is verbally (if not physically) abusive, and used either her addiction or fear over getting in trouble with her parents to coerce her to travel across state lines to get an abortion. It’s the sort of case that a prosecutor looking to set a precedent for such laws would jump on in a heartbeat.

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William Lewis  Oct 31, 2023 • 10:00:05pm

re: #163 Targetpractice

Just on the face of it, I think most defense lawyers would have difficulty approaching this case. The article starts out making it appear as though the mom and boyfriend were helping out this girl living with a shitty home life get an abortion that her parents opposed. But then you get towards the end and you start to see signs that this is a teen girl who got involved with an older boy who is now sexually exploiting her, possibly using illicit drugs to control her, is verbally (if not physically) abusive, and used either her addiction or fear over getting in trouble with her parents to coerce her to travel across state lines to get an abortion. It’s the sort of case that a prosecutor looking to set a precedent for such laws would jump on in a heartbeat.

I am reminded that there were numerous cases similar to but before that of Rosa Parks. They weren’t touched because they people involved weren’t as, frankly, upstanding as she was.

This vile law is unconstitutional on numerous grounds but you won’t get a judge/jury to go along with those arguments with this particular case.

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Targetpractice  Oct 31, 2023 • 10:08:14pm

re: #164 William Lewis

I am reminded that there were numerous cases similar to but before that of Rosa Parks. They weren’t touched because they people involved weren’t as, frankly, upstanding as she was.

This vile law is unconstitutional on numerous grounds but you won’t get a judge/jury to go along with those arguments with this particular case.

Yeah, this is the case that’s better fought as an appeal by questioning the constitutionality of getting around a judicial hold on a disputed law by charging under a different law using the language of the disputed law. Because I don’t think they’re going to find much sympathy at a jury trial unless there are facts not in the article that make the girl’s parents out as even worse monsters.

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JC1  Oct 31, 2023 • 10:34:28pm

One of the things I miss about NYC:
The Halloween parade.

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JC1  Oct 31, 2023 • 11:24:12pm

re: #150 Belafon

Bradley Cooper went dressed as Rocket Raccoon with his daughter for Halloween.

That reminds me of this amazing story:

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Grunthos the Flatulent 🇳🇿  Nov 1, 2023 • 1:57:10am

Your Next Wordle was kinder than the last one. Dumb luck? Who cares?

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TarHellion  Nov 1, 2023 • 2:54:49am

The little birbie stopped by before flying further south to escape the cold.

Matt Foley proved to be a hit at the company Halloween party. Now gotta start prepping clues for the annual Christmas Jeopardy where I dress as the Grinch and play the Alex Trebek role.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 1, 2023 • 2:56:19am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 1, 2023 • 3:12:18am

re: #135 Vicious Babushka

21-Year-Old Cornell Student Charged Over Threats to ‘Slit the Throat’ of Jews on Campus

What is happening to Free Speech in this country?

/

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 3:16:01am

Finally, not bad day. I crisp outside here, the beagle has landed.

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 3:24:08am

Well, at least one thing is going right this morning.

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BeachDem  Nov 1, 2023 • 4:07:12am

re: #164 William Lewis

I am reminded that there were numerous cases similar to but before that of Rosa Parks. They weren’t touched because they people involved weren’t as, frankly, upstanding as she was.

Met someone last week who wrote a book about her father and uncle who defended some of those cases.

Daughter of the Boycott: Carrying On a Montgomery Family’s Civil Rights Legacy

amazon.com

In 1950, before Montgomery, Alabama, knew Martin Luther King Jr., before Rosa Parks refused to surrender her seat to a white passenger, before the city’s famous bus boycott, a Negro man named Hilliard Brooks was shot and killed by a white police officer in a confrontation after he tried to board a city bus. Thomas Gray, who had played football with Hilliard when they were kids, was outraged by the unjustifiable shooting. Gray protested, eventually staging a major downtown march to register voters, and standing up to police brutality.

Five years later, he led another protest, this time against unjust treatment on the city’s segregated buses. On the front lines of what became the Montgomery bus boycott, Gray withstood threats and bombings alongside his brother, Fred D. Gray, the young lawyer who represented Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and the rarely mentioned Claudette Colvin, a plaintiff in the case that forced Alabama to desegregate its buses.

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Shropshire Slasher  Nov 1, 2023 • 4:12:25am
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Decatur Deb  Nov 1, 2023 • 4:23:19am

re: #138 Hecuba’s daughter

Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 1, 2023 • 4:23:28am

re: #175 Shropshire Slasher

It’s A Sin - Ghost

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Shropshire Slasher  Nov 1, 2023 • 4:27:06am
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Dave In Austin  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:26:36am

And so starts another year…..

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:28:30am

re: #179 Dave In Austin

He looks a bit too big for that opening.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:29:31am

re: #180 PhillyPretzel ✅

He looks a bit too big for that opening.

HE’S SO FLUFFY!!

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:31:14am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Weather is finally feeling like the season after record warmth a few days ago. The l’il one didn’t get to go do the Halloween thing last night b/c he was sick, but he did get to participate in the town Halloween parade over the weekend.

Since he came into our lives, we’ve learned our community has one of the biggest trick or treat things in the region - thousands of kids go door to door and there are some amazing costumes, and the parents go all in too.

We planned on doing the same.

Our son was going as Lin Manuel Miranda’s understudy, and we were going as the Schuylers (though everyone knew the lil one was Hamilton, they all assumed we were the Washingtons). Guess next chance to costume up will be Purim. Oh well.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:33:41am
“If Democrats want a big foreign aid package for Israel and Ukraine, they’ll need to swallow some major concessions on border security,” Semafor reports.

“That’s the message Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and other top Republicans sent on Tuesday, as Washington headed for a showdown over overseas military spending.”

this is fine, sort of
that’s how the sausage is made, more or less
and dhs is already asking for a lot of what ‘the border’ needs

though lest we forget:

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:33:46am
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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:42:21am

Right wing propagandists are dumber than a bag of hammers, and they’re just as ignorant as the people they’re propagandizing.

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:42:34am

re: #178 Shropshire Slasher

According to NPR just now, no US citizens or dual citizens have been allowed to cross, so far it’s been mostly Jordanians.

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:44:51am

Our decorations are down except the ghost hanging in the tree, the pups are at the groomers, and we are enjoying Scooter’s coffees & we are reading the Will Trent series from Karen Slaughter.
amazon.com

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:46:16am

re: #185 lawhawk

It very obvious those folks do not watch NOVA. The Webb Space Telescope was mentioned in “Treasures of the Earth: Metals.”

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:49:52am

re: #185 lawhawk

Right wing propagandists are dumber than a bag of hammers, and they’re just as ignorant as the people they’re propagandizing.

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THIS is why i said the other day when TFG says obviously idiotic stuff like $8 gas in CA or electric cars only go 10 miles or Hungary shares a border with Russia we should NOT write that off as just the idiotic hyperbole we know it is.

it should be hammered as either stunning stupidity for a man who would be president or ‘his age’.

he should not get a pass for being a moron

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:50:07am

re: #188 PhillyPretzel ✅

It very obvious those folks do not watch NOVA. The Webb Space Telescope was mentioned in “Treasures of the Earth: Metals.

It just goes to show how much of a regressionist mindset these idiots have. They’re so stuck in the past, they think the Hubble Space Telescope is still the hotness. Next thing you know, they’ll be talking about the next Space Shuttle flight.

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:50:49am

re: #189 Dangerman

THIS is why i said the other day when TFG says obviously idiotic stuff like $8 gas in CA or electric cars only go 10 miles or Hungary shares a border with Russia we should NOT write that off as just the idiotic hyperbole we know it is.

it should be hammered as either stunning stupidity for a man who would be president or ‘his age’.

he should not get a pass for being a moron

Butbutbut horse race!

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:51:04am

re: #190 Nerdy Fish

You are probably right.

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:53:02am

re: #189 Dangerman

THIS is why i said the other day when TFG says obviously idiotic stuff like $8 gas in CA or electric cars only go 10 miles or Hungary shares a border with Russia we should NOT write that off as just the idiotic hyperbole we know it is.

it should be hammered as either stunning stupidity for a man who would be president or ‘his age’.

he should not get a pass for being a moron

Olbermann is saying that we should hammer Trump for every gaffe as a sign of his age. There are polls supporting that ppl think both Biden and Trump are too old, but Trump’s the one showing all kinds of crazy behaviors, including failing to know the year, location, counting, basic math, etc.

My old man can beat up your old man.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:53:23am

re: #188 PhillyPretzel ✅

It very obvious those folks do not watch NOVA. The Webb Space Telescope was mentioned in “Treasures of the Earth: Metals.

oh please
just google Fox and Webb telescope

Fox has been reporting on it all along for years.
as recent in June, July, August…

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:54:02am

Grab your popcorn. This is must see viewing if you manage to score a seat in Judge Engoron’s courtroom.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:54:27am

re: #194 Dangerman

okay. Keep in mind I am a PBS fan.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:57:07am

re: #188 PhillyPretzel ✅

It very obvious those folks do not watch NOVA. The Webb Space Telescope was mentioned in “Treasures of the Earth: Metals.

Exactly. For them it does not exist

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 5:57:25am

re: #193 lawhawk

Olbermann is saying that we should hammer Trump for every gaffe as a sign of his age. There are polls supporting that ppl think both Biden and Trump are too old, but Trump’s the one showing all kinds of crazy behaviors, including failing to know the year, location, counting, basic math, etc.

My old man can beat up your old man.

i think it’s a fair question for him: are you stupid or are you losing it?

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:00:08am

Some of you might recall Øyvind Strømmen from the early days of uncovering the GOP- Euro Far Right love connection with us back in the ‘aughts. He’s a representative for the Green Party in Denmark now, has another book out, & is also in a duo band with a new EP. Here’s a bad machine translation of his latest Facebook post

I know the Jewish quarter in Prague today, and the old Jewish grave grove. There, in the middle of the tombstones, lay a black cat, curled up and slept. He didn’t hear anyone around him, and did not want to hear anything from a Norwegian wearing a kipa, who whispered “pussy”.
I hope that cat’s name is Golem.
There are many legends about the golem in Prague, that he was made of clay from the banks of Vltava and brought to life through mysterious rituals, all to protect Prague’s Jews from Jew hatred; that it went terribly crazy, as it gladly does, when humans create monsters; that the golem is still lying stored in the attic of the old new synagogue from 1270, so that he can be picked up again when it’s ready for it.
In the wake of the war between Israel and Hamas, both anti-Semitism and anti-Muslim are flourishing. I’ve seen it in the comments section not far away. Now the mosaic trouser society in Norway has issued a disturbance, where they tell about several concrete events driven by anti-Semitism, events that cause Norwegian Jews to experience insecurity.
There is no golem that can face it, not no monster of clay that can protect against it. But you and I can react, walk away, be clear.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:04:14am

re: #198 Dangerman

i think it’s a fair question for him: are you stupid or are you losing it?

It is not so much a atter of being senile or stupid: he simply says whatever he thinks his audience wants to hear at the time regardless of what he has said previously and certainly with no regard for objectively verifiable facts.

He knows that his audience will accept it as Gospel and that most of the media will give it a pass

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:31:22am
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ericblair  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:31:23am

re: #194 Dangerman

oh please
just google Fox and Webb telescope

Fox has been reporting on it all along for years.
as recent in June, July, August…

It was a big deal in the mainstream media at launch and when it was deploying the various systems, not just in the nerd press. It was dramatic! We didn’t know whether everything was going to work! But Hunter Biden’s laptop’s p3nis and nuke the border and every other shit for brains nonsense is all they care about.

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:32:09am

re: #202 ericblair

There was also the whole kerfuffle over naming the telescope after Webb. And you know what side Fox took.

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:32:24am

Did someone say they had leftover Halloween Candy?

Mastodon

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:38:32am

Happy dia de los muertos

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:41:51am

Big John knows how to party!

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:47:01am

re: #206 Joe Bacon ✅

Yes he does. And he even know the French term for veggies. :)

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Teukka  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:47:13am

re: #204 Thanos

Did someone say they had leftover Halloween Candy?

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Related Q: What is the idiomatic plural of racoons?

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:50:31am

re: #208 Teukka

As per The Free Dictionary put an “s” on the end.
thefreedictionary.com

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Teukka  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:52:38am

re: #209 PhillyPretzel ✅

As per The Free Dictionary put an “s” on the end.
thefreedictionary.com

I meant as in a murder of crows, a klan of Karens, etc.?

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dat_said  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:52:48am

re: #208 Teukka

Related Q: What is the idiomatic plural of racoons?

Per my teenage daughter, who for some reason knows these things, it’s “a gaze of raccoons”. I haven’t verified.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:54:25am

re: #210 Teukka

Okay. I am not sure. I am sorry. ::: hanging head in shame :::

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ipsos  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:54:40am

re: #201 lawhawk

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I love that Pitchbot is local to me. I was just shopping at that Wegmans on Monday!

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darthstar  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:54:51am

re: #211 dat_said

Per my teenage daughter, who for some reason knows these things, it’s “a gaze of raccoons”. I haven’t verified.

Gaze or nursery work.

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 6:59:17am

re: #208 Teukka

Related Q: What is the idiomatic plural of racoons?

Appropriately : A Gaze.

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:00:09am
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Oblongatis  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:00:14am

re: #211 dat_said

Verified!

My dentist uses to have a poster with 30ish animal gathering words, clash of Rinos anyone. Hung up right where the patient can read it while being worked on.
Read that poster so many times.
Dental and educational services all in one office.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:00:24am

re: #208 Teukka

I found the collective term list and yes dat_said has it.
encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com

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Dave In Austin  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:03:21am

re: #208 Teukka

Related Q: What is the idiomatic plural of racoons?

I’m going with a “Rack”

So if there wasn’t one before….
There is now.

“Look Dick see the Rack-o-Raccoons climbing the tree!!”
“Yes Sally, I see the Pack-o— TrashPandas now!”.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:05:30am

i’ve just noticed something probably everyone else has seen all along

tuberville is holding up military promotions because of the policy that reimburses travel costs for military members requiring reproductive care outside of the state in which they are stationed.

specifically, read: abortions

this hostage taking figures it’ll hurt enough and somehow the policy will be changed.

he’s not stopping promotions. just brought them to a crawl

Tuberville wont give in
and Chuck hasnt been able to maneuver around the blockade, but he’s trying.

so the promotions trickle on
and the reimbursement policy does not change

like so many other things that were unthinkable a short time ago, now that this backlog of military promotions has been going on a few months, it feels ‘ok’. we’re surviving, multi wars going on be damned. and since it feels ok at least for now, unless the senate changes the rule or pulls a rabbit out of the parliamentary hat, this new normal will go on.

how does tuberville win this?

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BeachDem  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:08:50am

ruditiesre: #206 Joe Bacon ✅

Big John knows how to party!

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And to relentlessly mock Oz

from last year:

Mehmet Oz’s crudité video gave opponent John Fetterman a golden opportunity
Wealthy Republicans absolutely love cosplaying as working-class everymen, and Oz’s performance was dismal even by those subterranean standards.

nbcnews.com

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Dave In Austin  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:10:20am

re: #220 Dangerman

The Fed needs to start quietly shutting down and moving Military installations in that state.

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dat_said  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:12:58am

re: #218 PhillyPretzel ✅

I found the collective term list and yes dat_said has it.
encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com

Not me. It was my daughter. Child can’t remember to turn in her homework yet she immediately answers “hey, what do you call a bunch of raccoons?” with “a gaze, DAD”. She can also pretty much sing the lyrics to most of the Green Day songs on American Idiot, a lot of ABBA, some of SadGirl, a bunch of twenty one pilots.

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wrenchwench  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:13:30am

re: #164 William Lewis

I am reminded that there were numerous cases similar to but before that of Rosa Parks. They weren’t touched because they people involved weren’t as, frankly, upstanding as she was.

This vile law is unconstitutional on numerous grounds but you won’t get a judge/jury to go along with those arguments with this particular case.

Rosa Parks was indeed upstanding, but some of her strength was from the years of community organizing behind her and her action.

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:14:50am

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jeffreyw  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:15:00am

Good morning!

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:16:13am

re: #168 Grunthos the Flatulent 🇳🇿

Your Next Wordle was kinder than the last one. Dumb luck? Who cares?

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3 for me

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Group: 2,3,3

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:19:44am

re: #176 Decatur Deb

Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra

That’s it! Also recalled the “quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia”.

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Jay C  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:26:35am

re: #220 Dangerman

BTW; not that boilerplate email responses from Senators’ offices are all that valuable or informative, but a week or so ago I DID finally hear back from Sen. Chuck re an email I had sent a while ago about the Tuberville obstructionism: and he did make it sound like he (Schumer) was going to try to get the backlog of promotion-authorizations dealt with en masse, I think.

Of course, in all the stock generalities, there wasn’t an answer to the main question I had asked: which was exactly what was the Senate rule that would allow just ONE Senator to hold up military promotions like Tuberville has (and what the Majority might do to change that), but there we are…

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garzooma  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:27:19am

re: #220 Dangerman

i’ve just noticed something probably everyone else has seen all along

tuberville is holding up military promotions because of the policy that reimburses travel costs for military members requiring reproductive care outside of the state in which they are stationed.

specifically, read: abortions

this hostage taking figures it’ll hurt enough and somehow the policy will be changed.

he’s not stopping promotions. just brought them to a crawl

Tuberville wont give in
and Chuck hasnt been able to maneuver around the blockade, but he’s trying.

so the promotions trickle on
and the reimbursement policy does not change

like so many other things that were unthinkable a short time ago, now that this backlog of military promotions has been going on a few months, it feels ‘ok’. we’re surviving, multi wars going on be damned. and since it feels ok at least for now, unless the senate changes the rule or pulls a rabbit out of the parliamentary hat, this new normal will go on.

how does tuberville win this?

Tuberville can’t be allowed to win. If he gets to end the policy, what’s to stop Elizabeth Warren from putting on holds until the policy is reinstated again?

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:28:03am

With Junior on the stand today I got to get into the proper mood with this.

The Sylvers - Boogie Fever (Midnight Special 1976)

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:28:54am

Admitting it was nonsense

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SteelPH  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:29:57am

re: #232 Dangerman

Hate is a hell of a drug.

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:32:14am

re: #232 Dangerman

Trump: “You guys, you MAGA guys, you actually suck.”

Trump supporters: “Woohoo! Yay, we suck!!”

What a bunch of absolute asshats . 😄

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:32:14am

re: #233 SteelPH

Hate is a hell of a drug.

It’s the glue that holds the Republican Party together.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:32:18am

re: #194 Dangerman

oh please
just google Fox and Webb telescope

Fox has been reporting on it all along for years.
as recent in June, July, August…

Laura Ingraham is not on the “news” programs; just her talk show.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:33:14am

re: #231 Joe Bacon ✅

With Junior on the stand today I got to get into the proper mood with this.

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Video

The hair!!! I love it

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:34:26am

re: #234 Dr Lizardo

Trump: “You guys, you MAGA guys, you actually suck.”

Trump supporters: “Woohoo! Yay, we suck!!”
——>Where do we send our money???
What a bunch of absolute asshats . 😄

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:35:49am

re: #236 Hecuba’s daughter

Laura Ingraham is not on the “news” programs; just her talk show.

That was my point
She’s an idiot and said something stupid
‘Fox’ knows what the Webb is

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:39:32am

re: #234 Dr Lizardo

That’s a true mark of a cult right there. When you can run your supporters into the fucking ground and have them STILL want to kiss the ring.

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Belafon  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:41:17am
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Dr Lizardo  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:41:55am

re: #240 Eclectic Cyborg

That’s a true mark of a cult right there. When you can run your supporters into the fucking ground and have them STILL want to kiss the ring.

You bet - Trumpism is a personality cult the like of which I haven’t seen in a long time. It’s utterly bizarre.

OK…off to do some real-world stuff here. Back later.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:42:05am

Nice to know the six assholes on the Court are responsible for this.

U.S. Infant Mortality Rate Rises for First Time Since 2002

thedailybeast.com

For the first time since 2002, the infant mortality rate in the United States has risen, with 5.6 deaths per 1,000 live births. The increase is particularly concerning since the U.S. rate was already worse than the rate in other wealthy, developed countries like Canada and Japan. And the Centers for Disease Control report shows that the rate for infants of Black women is double the national average. “We live in a country with significant resources, so the infant mortality rate and the increase are shockingly high,” Dr. Sandy Chung, the president of the American Academy of Pediatrics, told CNN.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:42:26am

re: #241 Belafon

It is as funny as it was in a previous thread.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:43:16am

re: #240 Eclectic Cyborg

That’s a true mark of a cult right there. When you can run your supporters into the fucking ground and have them STILL want to kiss the ring.

Including my Jesusbot relatives who would gladly form a line to whiff Trump’s farts.

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darthstar  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:45:01am

re: #232 Dangerman

Admitting it was nonsense

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I love the chyron - “Trump inspires supporters” - by calling them rubes?

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sizzzzlerz  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:45:16am

Great start leads to an eagle

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Belafon  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:46:21am

re: #244 PhillyPretzel ✅

It is as funny as it was in a previous thread.

I missed it there. I was nearly nonstop Halloween yesterday since the rain over the previous days had kept me from completing decorations. Whe I finally did settle down, I saw a whole thread had passed by and I just skipped it.

It was great, though. I gave out lots of candy, and got lots of “awesome decorations”.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:48:32am

re: #243 Joe Bacon ✅

We live in a country with significant resources, so the infant mortality rate and the increase are shockingly high,” Dr. Sandy Chung told CNN.

Okay Dr. Chung. Let’s talk about the prohibitive cost and accessibility issues as it relates to those “significant resources.”

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wrenchwench  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:48:34am

re: #248 Belafon

I saw a whole thread had passed by and I just skipped it.

No hatchling here. This one has molted a time or two.

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Belafon  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:49:23am

There are a couple of parents in the neighborhood who tell me their kids ask them to drive by my house multiple times during October to see the decorations go up.

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sizzzzlerz  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:49:55am

re: #242 Dr Lizardo

You bet - Trumpism is a personality cult the like of which I haven’t seen in a long time. It’s utterly bizarre.

OK…off to do some real-world stuff here. Back later.

The only similar cult I can think of was Kim II Sung of North Korea. And even that one was due more to fear of being killed without expressing the appropriate adoration.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 1, 2023 • 7:59:18am

re: #228 Hecuba’s daughter

That’s it! Also recalled the “quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia”.

Everyone remembers “Quousque tandem”. That same year, our Bio teacher pulled a mind trick. He said: “This is the one thing you will remember from HS Biology for the rest of your life: “Fibrovascular bundle”.”

He was demonstrably right.

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Teukka  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:00:00am

112? I’d like to report a murder…

To those raising the Palestinian flag,
Where were you when ISIS was launched and beheaded tens of thousands of Arabs in Iraq, Libya, and Syria in the name of Islam? Why didn’t you take to the streets and raise their flags? Why didn’t you condemn the terror and call for a “ceasefire”?
Where were you when Arab dictators and terrorists killed hundreds of thousands of Arabs in Syria and Libya? Why didn’t you take to the streets and raise their flags? Why didn’t you condemn the terror and call for a “ceasefire”?
Where were you in the last decade when Saudi Arabia, backed by 8 Arab countries, killed 400,000 Yemenis, my own people? I didn’t see any of you take to the streets or raise the Yemeni flag. I did not see any of you condemning the terror and calling for a “ceasefire” while Arab countries were slaughtering my own people.
This must lead to some self-reflection.
When millions of Arabs are slaughtered by other Arabs, you say nothing.
But when 7 thousand of Arabs are killed by Jews defending their right to exist, you revolt, you get angry, you storm the streets in the East and the West, you raise the Palestinian flag, you condemn the terror, you call for a ceasefire, you turn the world upside down.
Why is that?
Why were you so silent then but SO LOUD now?
Can it be that you are finally raising a flag and creating chaos because you only hate that the perpetrators are Jews?
Because you obviously don’t care when millions of Arabs are killed by other Arabs.
Can it be that you storming the streets is just you venting out your hatred towards Jews? The same hatred we learned in our mosques and schools?
You speak of “numbers and proportionality.” But by the rules of proportionality, you should not be raising Palestinian flags.
Unless, there is another agenda at play: Jew-hatred. Or as I would call it: Hatred.

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dat_said  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:00:51am

Transcutaneous auricular vagus nerve stimulation attenuates inflammatory bowel disease in children: a proof-of-concept clinical trial

Interesting things going on with nerve stimulation. Lots of caveats here - very small trial, proof of concept. It can be difficult to consistently externally target the auricular vagus nerve in an individual and even more so from patient to patient as human ear anatomy varies from the Greys to the Ferengi.

Inflammation plays a large role in a lot of disease states. Obviously, it’s a factor in inflammatory disease like Chron’s and rheumatoid arthritis but can also negatively impact heart failure, diabetes, Parkinson’s, etc. You can buy a TENS 7000 off of Amazon for less than $40 bucks. I haven’t looked at the cost or availability of the Blue Moon Health sensor probe (or equivalent).

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:12:28am

bsky.app

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social
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🚨 CBO says the House Israel aid bill will add $12.5 billion to the deficit.

The reason: GOP’s $14.3 billion in IRS cuts lead to a $26.8 billion reduction in revenue, budget office projects.

The new report 👇

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No Malarkey!  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:13:00am

Interesting testimony today in Colorado as to what was considered disqualifying from federal office around the time the 14th Amendment was ratified.

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:14:30am

re: #257 No Malarkey!

Interesting testimony today in Colorado as to what was considered disqualifying from federal office around the time the 14th Amendment was ratified.

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I’m not a big proponent of originalism, but then again, most so-called “originalists” deliberately ignore the historical context to arrive at the conclusion they want.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:17:05am
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No Malarkey!  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:19:10am

re: #258 Nerdy Fish

I’m not a big proponent of originalism, but then again, most so-called “originalists” deliberately ignore the historical context to arrive at the conclusion they want.

I think that if originalism is appropriate in any case, it’s this one. I don’t much care what 19th century men thought was appropriate behavior or treatment of women in 1868, but what they considered “insurrection” to be goes to the heart of what the Insurrection Clause was trying to prevent.

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No Malarkey!  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:21:33am

re: #259 Dave In Austin

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But did they consider the economic growth that would be generated by the tax evaders cheating on their taxes?/

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:21:44am

re: #260 No Malarkey!

I think that if originalism is appropriate in any case, it’s this one. I don’t much care what 19th century men thought was appropriate behavior or treatment of women in 1868, but what they considered “insurrection” to be goes to the heart of what the Insurrection Clause was trying to prevent.

There was a great thread on Bluesky a few days ago that gave a similar treatment to the Second Amendment. As in, looking at the immediate context, the fact that the Constitution already defined a “well-regulated militia,” and looking at the VA state constitution (which contained a substantially similar clause) to indicate why the 2A was written the way it was.

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BlueSpotinAL ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:24:35am

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No Malarkey!  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:28:05am

Trump having a no good, very bad day in courts across the country today.

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dat_said  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:30:21am

re: #255 dat_said

BTW, one of the intriguing things about Vagus Nerve Stimulation, is how little it actually takes to “reset” the inflammatory system.

From the study:

At week 4, all subjects received ta-VNS of 5 min duration twice daily until week 16.

It’s not like you have to walk around for hours with probes in your ears. Final solution may end up with an implant because of better controlled effective stimulation but, because the power consumption is so small compared to, say, a pacemaker, you can have a small design footprint that lasts for years. There are leadless pacemakers on the market and an implantable nerve stimulation could be even smaller.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:32:05am

re: #168 Grunthos the Flatulent 🇳🇿

Your Next Wordle was kinder than the last one. Dumb luck? Who cares?

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An out-of-the-blue 2/6 for me also.

Wordle 865 2/6

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A Cranky One  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:33:30am

Happy Halloween to decent people who pretend to be monsters once a year, as opposed to monsters who pretend to be decent people all the time. - Middle Age Riot

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Dave In Austin  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:36:46am

re: #261 No Malarkey!

But did they consider the economic growth that would be generated by the tax evaders cheating on their taxes?/

The Revolution will not be Televised…….

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A Cranky One  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:41:53am

Last Halloween I dressed up as the GOP’s Health Care plan.

I never made it out of the House. - John Fugelsang

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dat_said  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:51:32am

Vice: One Regulation Could Have Stopped a Nationwide Car Theft Wave. Why Don’t We Have It?

The regulation that Canada has that the US doesn’t is Canada requires an engine immobilizer, a “basic anti-theft device that uses an electronic signature in the key to unlock the engine. If the key isn’t present, the car can’t be started. This prevents hot wiring and other old-school, brute force methods of stealing cars.”

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wrenchwench  Nov 1, 2023 • 8:59:21am

Green birb. Wordle 865 3/6*

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:08:42am

His stooges are now issuing the marching orders.

alternet.org

‘We’re getting close’: Ex-Trump official calls on fundamentalist Christians to ‘heed the call to arms’

Far-right Evangelical firebrand William Wolfe — who also served as a senior Trump administration official — recently gave a speech suggesting his fellow fundamentalist Christians should prepare for war.

According to Right Wing Watch, Wolfe delivered the remarks at an event in Syracuse, New York entitled “Jesus & Politics Conference IV: Hail to Jesus.” The former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense and Director of Legislative Affairs at Trump’s State Department bolstered his remarks by repeatedly quoting from a 1758 sermon delivered by Virginian pastor Samuel Davies. That sermon, delivered in the midst of the French and Indian War, was dubbed “the Curse of Cowardice,” and Davies warned Christians that they were “in danger by the loss of our religion.” Wolfe echoed Davies’ remarks that “the art of war becomes a part of our religion.”

“If we have ever lived in a point in time in American history since then that we could argue that now is the time to arms again, I think we are getting close,” Wolfe said. “Even though as Christians we seek peace, when the enemy is pressed upon us, if we fail to heed the call to arms, then we are acting as cowards.”

“To be ruled by cowards in a time of war is a curse, because God hates cowards,” Wolfe added.

Wolfe has previously embraced the term “Christian nationalist,” which is the term used to describe adherents to an ideology that American society should be restructured in a hierarchy where Christians — predominantly white and male Christians — are at the top, and believers in other faith traditions are forced to conform to Christian standards and beliefs. Typical Christian nationalist policies are bans on abortion without exception, making gay marriage illegal again, and state-sanctioned persecution of the LGBTQ+ community.

“God is not God of just your heart; God is God of the public square,” Wolfe said during an appearance on alt-right streamer Stew Peters’ Rumble channel. “And I would say that even if a judge or a dog catcher or a president is not a Christian, what they need to recognize most fundamentally is that all authority in God’s creation is derivative from the Creator, and He tells everybody in authority how they should use it.”

“[O]ur call as Christian nationalists is twofold: yes, we want more unapologetic Christians leading in the public square as Christians, but we’re calling on all leaders who exercise authority — whether they’re Christian or not — to recognize that they will answer to the one supreme authority and they need to learn how to exercise that authority rightly according to his good commands and precepts today,” he added.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:13:33am

re: #272 Joe Bacon ✅

Making a note to vote for Joe in 2024 and get as many D’s in office as possible.

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wrenchwench  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:17:40am

Mastodon

[…]

“What we are asking for, from a billion dollar company, is enough to live on as employees,” said Sandra Roldan, a member of the Scholastic Union. “We have members who have had to use their retirement savings to keep up with the inflationary costs and rent increases since the pandemic. That’s unacceptable for a company who professes to be dedicated to the ‘highest quality of life in community and nation.’”

[…]

All this comes as Scholastic attempts to mitigate controversy over its program to silo titles focused on race and LGBTQ+ themes at some book fairs. After intense backlash from the public, authors and illustrators, Scholastic halted the censorship.

[…]

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TarHellion  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:25:10am

re: #271 wrenchwench

That’s two days in a row with no yellows, right?

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ericblair  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:26:50am

Hey, I’ve got an idea. Maybe little Mikey has got money stashed away from all sorts of interesting sources and is lying his gooper ass off.

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jaunte  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:27:01am

re: #264 No Malarkey!

That’s a whole lotta fraud.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:28:32am

re: #276 ericblair

I really hate to brag about this but I have more $$ in my credit union than Speaker MJ has.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:28:40am

re: #276 ericblair

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Hey, I’ve got an idea. Maybe little Mikey has got money stashed away from all sorts of interesting sources and is lying his gooper ass off.

Now now, Mikey is a devout Xtian and he has absolute total faith the de Lawd will provide.

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Jay C  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:29:04am

re: #259 Dave In Austin

That’s why Mike Johnson didn’t want the CBO to score it

Or have it scored by the Congressional Bible Office instead….

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:30:46am

re: #276 ericblair

Prosperity gospel didn’t work out? He’s going to be hoping that Social Security and a pension from Congress will cover his end of life needs.

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steve_davis  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:31:04am

re: #210 Teukka

I meant as in a murder of crows, a klan of Karens, etc.?

a walmart of raccoons.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:32:20am

re: #282 steve_davis

lol. It was settled upstream. It is called a gaze.

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Jay C  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:32:28am

re: #276 ericblair

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Hey, I’ve got an idea. Maybe little Mikey has got money stashed away from all sorts of interesting sources and is lying his gooper ass off.

Probably, on the “lying” part; but Speaker Mike seems more like the sort whose “retirement plan” consists of a bunch of gold coins stashed in a tin box under the floorboards….

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dat_said  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:33:03am

re: #276 ericblair

Good thing he just got a nearly $50k raise. Per Wikipedia, US House of Representative salary is $174k while Speaker of the House salary is $223.5K. That should help bolster the retirement fund.

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Belafon  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:35:49am

re: #25 HRH Stanley Sea

All I know is it is Belafon”s holiday. Waiting for the report & photos!

Sorry I missed this.

After running around like mad finishing decorating, I enjoyed giving out candy to kids.

I got one picture last night when it started getting dark:

I will get some more from my wife.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:40:09am

re: #285 dat_said

Good thing he just got a nearly $50k raise. Per Wikipedia, US House of Representative salary is $174k while Speaker of the House salary is $223.5K. That should help bolster the retirement fund.

Yeah but as a Good Gawd Fearing Xtian® Mikey got to give 10% of that to the church so that does put a dent in his finances.

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:43:28am

re: #287 Joe Bacon ✅

Yeah but as a Good Gawd Fearing Xtian® Mikey got to give 10% of that to the church so that does put a dent in his finances.

I can confidently assure you that a person who is making that kind of money, especially with a primary residence ostensibly in Louisiana, would have no problem putting away good money for retirement or savings on top of giving 10% of it to the church.

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William Lewis  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:48:17am

Had a bit of a laugh at work. One of the maids found a 12 pack of Coors Light in one of the rooms she was cleaning. Put it in the break room with a note on it saying “Free Beer”.

It was, obviously, still there when I got to work, so I wrote underneath her note, “Where? I only see Coors…”

O_o

It got a some laughs this morning.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:48:32am

re: #276 ericblair

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Hey, I’ve got an idea. Maybe little Mikey has got money stashed away from all sorts of interesting sources and is lying his gooper ass off.

I wouldn’t say that, but I’d sure as hell like to find out.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:51:15am

It’s not like Smoky Eyes is letting convicted rapists and killers out of prison so they could go on raping and killing like her Daddy did…

Audit underway following news of Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ $19,000 lectern | ABC24 This Week

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wrenchwench  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:51:19am

re: #275 TarHellion

That’s two days in a row with no yellows, right?

At this point, I remember the picture today’s answer made. I don’t remember the words, although I think I could come up with them if I worked on it. (or peaked) Yesterday is in the mists… No yellows sounds familiar.

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William Lewis  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:53:02am

Just because the world is all mixed up…

THE CARS ― MOVING IN STEREO / ALL MIXED UP (1978)

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:53:41am

re: #290 Decatur Deb

I wouldn’t say that, but I’d sure as hell like to find out.

I assume all Republicans are shady and corrupt unless proven otherwise.

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Belafon  Nov 1, 2023 • 9:59:43am

re: #286 Belafon

From left to right:

Already got some Halloween decorations up
Groom with detached head and ghost bride
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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:03:29am

if no one’s posted it yet (even if someone has)

*this* is the problem

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William Lewis  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:03:55am

re: #294 Eclectic Cyborg

I assume all Republicans are shady and corrupt unless proven otherwise.

I assume they all belong in Guantanamo Bay unless a miracle happens.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:05:55am

re: #278 PhillyPretzel ✅

I really hate to brag about this but I have more $$ in my credit union than Speaker MJ [claims to (not) have] has.

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William Lewis  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:08:58am

re: #296 Dangerman

if no one’s posted it yet (even if someone has)

*this* is the problem

Niven and Pournelle did a novel based on Dante’s Hell. At the climax,there is a scene that shows Stalin and Hitler chewing on each other in the lowest circle of hell. I can imagine two current leaders in the middle east similarly…

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sizzzzlerz  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:11:16am

re: #276 ericblair

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Hey, I’ve got an idea. Maybe little Mikey has got money stashed away from all sorts of interesting sources and is lying his gooper ass off.

Maybe he’s counting on the Clarence Thomas retirement plan? Problem is, that only works when you hold an office.

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wrenchwench  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:14:05am
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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:15:33am

re: #298 Dangerman

And I got more in Savings Bonds and T-Bills than Speaker Jesusbot has!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:18:08am

Keep dreaming, lift boy.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:19:19am

re: #302 Joe Bacon ✅

And I got more in Savings Bonds and T-Bills than Speaker Jesusbot has!

He has more graybacks.

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Nerdy Fish  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:19:32am

re: #303 Eclectic Cyborg

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Keep dreaming, lift boy.

Bold of a man who regularly spits in the face of God to count on an act of God to save him.

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Belafon  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:19:58am

re: #303 Eclectic Cyborg

“Hey, folks, I’m all of President Trump’s hate without any of his charisma.”

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William Lewis  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:20:20am

re: #305 Nerdy Fish

Bold of a man who regularly spits in the face of God to count on an act of God to save him.

What was the only unforgivable sin again? Hmm…

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:21:50am

re: #303 Eclectic Cyborg

The entire GOP is fooked. If they’re not Trumpists, they’re lying to themselves or their supporters who are. They can’t insist Trump be dumped as standard bearer without trashing their own support among the GOP base.

The base is slavish in its adoration for the tangerine toddler terrorizing democracy with every utterance. GOPers know this is nuts, but they lack the ovarian fortitude to tell Trump off and to insist that the GOP needs a clean break from these extremists.

The problem, of course, is that the GOP are those extremists. They want the same things. They seek the same destructive policies and cruel policies that harm those least able to endure them.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:22:47am

re: #303 Eclectic Cyborg

The appropriate song for DeSantis The Boot Boy

These Boots Are Made for Walking

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:23:37am

re: #270 dat_said

Vice: One Regulation Could Have Stopped a Nationwide Car Theft Wave. Why Don’t We Have It?

The regulation that Canada has that the US doesn’t is Canada requires an engine immobilizer, a “basic anti-theft device that uses an electronic signature in the key to unlock the engine. If the key isn’t present, the car can’t be started. This prevents hot wiring and other old-school, brute force methods of stealing cars.”

I think that’s standard on cars now. My last one and the one I’m about to get both have that. It’s just not available with remote start, and people like remote start.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:24:19am

So tfg says he’s not worried about going to jail

First prez/ex-prez ever to say this. Another first!!!
First to ever have to say this
First to ever have to contemplate the possibility

So much winning

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:25:10am

re: #301 wrenchwench

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The person posting that is a dishwasher, so they do have one.

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lawhawk  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:26:01am

re: #311 Dangerman

So tfg says he’s not worried about going to jail

First prez/ex-prez ever to say this. Another first!!!
First to ever have to say this
First to ever have to contemplate the possibility

So much winning

First to have his own kids testifying against him (because they’re being called by prosecutors to show Trump’s criminal conduct). Expect 5th to be referred to liberally.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:26:44am

re: #311 Dangerman

For much of my life, a divorce rendered a man unelectible.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:30:18am

re: #303 Eclectic Cyborg

“Something existential”

DJT will find himself pondering the futility of existence over a pastis while smoking a Gintane, move to the Dordogne and take up growing wine and olives…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:30:58am

re: #314 Decatur Deb

For much of my life, a divorce rendered a man unelectible.

Until Clinton, so did an affair.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:31:23am

re: #313 lawhawk

First to have his own kids testifying against him (because they’re being called by prosecutors to show Trump’s criminal conduct). Expect 5th to be referred to liberally.

Ronnie broke that glass ceiling

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Decatur Deb  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:32:03am

re: #316 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Until Clinton, so did a public affair.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:32:15am

My theft protection system is the fact that I have a 2010 VW Lupo with 200K miles on it…nobody is going to steal it unless it is the only car around.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:33:23am

re: #315 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

…while exchanging contentious letters with Camus.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:33:40am

re: #318 Decatur Deb

My personal CT is that the Kennedy Family tacitly assented to having JFK killed before the dirt on him & Marilyn Monroe could come out…

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:33:54am

re: #316 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Until Clinton, so did an affair.

Until tfg, so did…..

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William Lewis  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:37:04am

re: #313 lawhawk

First to have his own kids testifying against him (because they’re being called by prosecutors to show Trump’s criminal conduct). Expect 5th to be referred to liberally.

Yet doesn’t the civil case issue with the 5th (that they _CAN_ draw negative inferences from refusing to answer) apply in this case?

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dat_said  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:37:28am

re: #310 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

I think that’s standard on cars now. My last one and the one I’m about to get both have that. It’s just not available with remote start, and people like remote start.

Except for Kia and Hyundai in the US - so there’s been a spike in thefts in the US of those models. It’s like a $30 part and really shouldn’t need a regulation for a company to include. You know, invisible hand of the marketplace and all that.

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Dangerman  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:37:53am

totally, unashamedly stolen: “the Buck stops here”

Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO), a conservative Colorado Republican who played a central role in ousting Kevin McCarthy from the speakership, said he will not seek re-election next year, citing his party’s election denialism and many members’ refusal to condemn the Jan. 6. 2021, assault on the Capitol,” the New York Times reports.

Said Buck: “We lost our way. We have an identity crisis in the Republican Party. If we can’t address the election denier issue and we continue down that path, we won’t have credibility with the American people that we are going to solve problems.”

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William Lewis  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:38:55am

re: #320 Decatur Deb

…while exchanging contentious letters with Camus.

Camus already had that argument with Sartre… //// 😉

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:39:54am

re: #324 dat_said

Except for Kia and Hyundai in the US - so there’s been a spike in thefts in the US of those models. It’s like a $30 part and really shouldn’t need a regulation for a company to include. You know, invisible hand of the marketplace and all that.

That’s surprising. Kia’s have some advanced functionality like pedestrian detection at a very reasonable price. I’d think they’d secure their cars.

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sagehen  Nov 1, 2023 • 10:55:49am

re: #321 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

My personal CT is that the Kennedy Family tacitly assented to having JFK killed before the dirt on him & Marilyn Monroe could come out…

It wasn’t Marilyn Monroe they were embarrassed by (c’mon, it’s MARILYN MONROE!!), but Judith Exner (who was also sleeping with Sam Giancana at the same time)

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 1, 2023 • 11:05:45am

re: #310 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

I think that’s standard on cars now. My last one and the one I’m about to get both have that. It’s just not available with remote start, and people like remote start.

I have that on my Nissan. I also don’t need to pull my keys out of my pocket to unlock the doors or start the engine. As long as my keys are in my possession I can do all that without having to insert the keys anywhere (that is until the FOB battery needs replaced).

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 11:08:34am

re: #324 dat_said

Except for Kia and Hyundai in the US - so there’s been a spike in thefts in the US of those models. It’s like a $30 part and really shouldn’t need a regulation for a company to include. You know, invisible hand of the marketplace and all that.

Those are mostly lower end and older models. My 2022 Carnival has all the bells and whistles including remote lock, start, etc. from my phone.

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Thanos  Nov 1, 2023 • 11:12:08am

re: #308 lawhawk

The entire GOP is fooked. If they’re not Trumpists, they’re lying to themselves or their supporters who are. They can’t insist Trump be dumped as standard bearer without trashing their own support among the GOP base.

The base is slavish in its adoration for the tangerine toddler terrorizing democracy with every utterance. GOPers know this is nuts, but they lack the ovarian fortitude to tell Trump off and to insist that the GOP needs a clean break from these extremists.

The problem, of course, is that the GOP are those extremists. They want the same things. They seek the same destructive policies and cruel policies that harm those least able to endure them.

It’s the three C’s - corrupt, craven, and cruel.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 1, 2023 • 11:17:21am

re: #314 Decatur Deb

For much of my life, a divorce rendered a man unelectible.

And then there was Sir Ronny of Reagan.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Nov 1, 2023 • 12:27:25pm

re: #329 Eventual Carrion

I have that on my Nissan. I also don’t need to pull my keys out of my pocket to unlock the doors or start the engine. As long as my keys are in my possession I can do all that without having to insert the keys anywhere (that is until the FOB battery needs replaced).

Same with my old Toyota and new to me Honda. I couldn’t give up that feeling that my car recognizes me, lets me in, and starts for me without a key.


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